Printable Gag Patches, Cards, and Other Novelty Items

Enjoy Creativity Portal's selection of humor greeting cards, wacky humor clip art patches, and other Web site's printable novelty items you can download and print free for personal use.

Printing Tips: For extra durability, print greeting cards, gift tags, and paper boxes or models on thick paper or card stock. Any printable that is designated as a "sticker" or patch can be printed on a sheet of self-adhesive label paper.

Creativity Portal Novelties

The Original Mirecle33 Creativity Patch
Get the FREE FUN Creativity Patch KIT! Features high print quality sheets of Creativity Patches, Card Wrappers, and Retail Packaging. Download, print, and assemble for hours of creative fun!

Free Printable Novelty Patch Clip Art
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Creativity Portal Printable Novelties
Download and print an assortment of joke gag gifts and novelty items from the Creativity Portal.

Flaunt Your Frugality with No Frills Cards
Are you a tightwad? Then you'll love these "cheaply designed" NO FRILLS greeting cards and invitations — complete with a generic barcode! You'll have to supply your own envelope. Hey, when we say no frills, we mean it!

More Free Printable Novelty Resources

PrintMini.com
Looking for teeny tiny miniature printables? "This site is home to a growing collection of printable scale minis. You'll find everything from foldable computers to stained glass windows. There here for you to print for free on your color ink-jet printer."

Making Friends Paper Dolls
Children and paper doll enthusiasts will love these free printable paper dolls from Making Friends. Site allows you to create cultural dolls with a variety of skin tones, features, and themes.